Relatively unknown Palestinian scholar Ziad Silwadi's recent research of the Islamic holy book Koran (aka "Qur'an") has revealed that the United States will be hit by a massive tsunami in 2007, larger than the December 24, 2004 disaster that devastated Southeast Asia. Thankfully, Silwadi confirms that the world would be worse off with the complete destruction of the USA, and he personally prefers that the U.S. simply lose its superpower status.
Our favorite Islamist explained that the reason for this destruction at the hands of Allah was centuries of heavy-handedness toward the world but particularly black slaves and Indians (the feather variety, not dots). Oddly, no mention of the judicial execution of an innocent woman via starvation/dehydration.
Mr. Silwadi gets an F for his understanding of American history. But that's not really his strongest subject. He is, after all, a self-proclaimed Muslim "scholar".
Lucky for me, I live safely buffered between America's two largest mountain ranges.
I don't care to go into detail about the idiotic interpretations, so you can read it all here.
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